Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers by Max Tucker

Author:Max, Tucker [Max, Tucker]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Humor / General
ISBN: 9781619610019
Publisher: Blue Heeler Books
Published: 2012-02-05T05:00:00+00:00

Tucker “Guacamole is delicious!”

Dad “That’s especially good, pop it in your mouth and try it.”

I grab it, shove it in my mouth and start happily chewing on it. There is no obvious flavor at first…

…then all of the sudden, my mouth EXPLODES from the heat, my nostrils are seared by violent pain, my throat feels like it’s being gripped in a vice…

…and I vomit all over the table. All over everyone’s food, plates, everything.

It wasn’t guacamole at all. It was a full slab of wasabi (Japanese horseradish). That I ate all at once, vigorously chewing, not having any idea what I was in for.

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